Shit Out Of Luck Survival Tool

For when the whole world has been destroyed, and you have nowhere to turn for help…. The Shit Out of Luck survival kit provides the basics for saving you! A long life LED torch, knife, whistle, fire start, signal mirror and compass! Boy scouts, campers and adventurers will love this!

$28.00   

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