Shit Out Of Luck Survival Tool

For when the whole world has been destroyed, and you have nowhere to turn for help…. The Shit Out of Luck survival kit provides the basics for saving you! A long life LED torch, knife, whistle, fire start, signal mirror and compass! Boy scouts, campers and adventurers will love this!

$28.00   

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  • Poor Man’s iPad

    Envious of your friend’s new iPad, but can’t afford one of your own? Maybe you love the sleek look of the iPad but aren’t technically advanced enough to use one. The iPaperPad is… More...

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  • Knight Toilet Paper Holder

    Add a bit of royality and class to your throne with the ‘A Knight to Remember’ Gothic Toilet paper holder! Set to greatly increase the enjoyability of your bathroom visits and have you… More...

    $39.95   

  • Mobile Land Fortress

    The most advanced land cruising tank that a non military citizen can buy! For the price of a used Honda you can have the JL421 Badonkadonk tank. Say goodbye to traffic jams! More...

    $20,000.00   

  • OCD Cutting Board

    The perfect gift for the perfectionist chef! The OCD cutting board is covered in all of the angles, sizes, and lengths that any self respecting master chef would need! You will never cut… More...

    $25.00   

  • Ice Mold Shot Glasses

    Keep your shots ice cold and completely eliminate cleaning up broken shot glasses with these reusable Shot Glass molds! The mold creates 12 ice shot glasses from water, which can then be filled… More...

    $13.30   

  • Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

    Ditch the regular boring cookie man cut outs and step up the game with the Ninja bread men cookie cutters. A must have cooking accessory for any stealth loving ninja afficianado! Adults and… More...

    $7.70   

  • Water Slide Bounce House

    Hands down this is the sure fire way to become the king of parties. This awesome bouncing house also contains a waterslide! What more could you want? More...

    $699.99   

  • Wake Up Light

    It’s 6:30am and you are startled awake in the darkness by a iPhone blaring your alarm tone. Not the best way to start the day, and definitely not the kindest on your senses… More...

    $149.99