Absinthe Soap Bar

Van gough, and European backpackers have known for centuries how to harness the secret power of the green fairy – Absinthe! Absinthe is not only a strong alcoholic beverage but also a powerful hallucinogenic. The only problem? It’s not “socially acceptable” to drink absinthe at 8am before heading into the office for another gruelling day of TPS reports. The solution – The Absinthe soap bar! Now you can directly absorb the best qualities of absinthe during your morning shower! A great gift for lovers of absinthe and haters of Mondays!

$7.79   

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