Shit Out Of Luck Survival Tool

For when the whole world has been destroyed, and you have nowhere to turn for help…. The Shit Out of Luck survival kit provides the basics for saving you! A long life LED torch, knife, whistle, fire start, signal mirror and compass! Boy scouts, campers and adventurers will love this!

$28.00   

  • Pool Couch

    Become an expert in chilling out this summer with the pool couch. Float the day away on this inflatible couch that can easily support two people. The couch is even fitted with two… More...

    $79.99   

  • Dirt Cologne

    You’ve smelt like the ocean, you’ve smelt like wood, now you can embrace the ultimate earthy tones of dirt. Dirt cologne, only for the toughest men! More...

    $20.00   

  • Keyboard Sandals

    Geek out with these QWERTY inspired keyboard sandals. Super comfy! More...

    $9.99   

  • Your Ex Knife Holder Set

    Want to make your Ex boyfriend or girlfriend suffer? How does driving a knife into them sound? ‘The Ex’ kitchen knife set allows you to do just that! This brilliantly designed and crafted… More...

    $79.99   

  • Money Toilet Paper Roll

    Scott Disick pioneered the use of $100 bills as toilet paper, and you too can now live like a rock star at a fraction of the cost with the $100 bill toilet paper!… More...

    $7.26   

  • Flameless Color Changing Candles

    Set the ambience of candle light without the risk of burning your house down! These LED flame free lights are available in a range of colors and are sure to set the mood!… More...

    $24.99   

  • Tank Meter Coffee Mug

    The coffee mug of the future! This futuristic mug has a heat sensitive fuel gauge that lets you know exactly how much coffee is left in the mug, and when the coffee is… More...

    $9.69   

  • Ice Cube Sticks Tray

    For decades man has tried to solve the problem – How do I fit ice inside of my water bottle? Finally the solution is here! The Stick Ice cube tray makes sticks of… More...

    $8.06   

  • Pizza Scissors Spatula

    Stop ruining those delicious pizzas while you fumble around trying to get a peice out! The Pizza scissor spatula cuts through the crust, topping, and cheese in one clean cut leaving you with… More...

    $11.99