Self Defense Shoelace Insert

Always be ready to defend yourself! These self defense shoelace inserts deliver a devastating blow to anyone on the receiving end of a swift kick, especially to the *ahem* lower regions! A great gift for college students who live in questionable areas of town!

$13.33   

  • Biowaste Barrel Drinking Cup

    You’ve always known that most of what you drink could be classified as hazardous waste, so why not make if official? The Polluted Glass Set looks like a chemical waste barrel with an… More...

    $12.39   

  • Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

    Get back to school like a true old school gamer this year! The Koopa shell plush backpack is not only a completely functional backpack but an awesome tribute to all of the Koopas… More...

    $49.99   

  • Beer Belly Drinking Sack

    Ever find yourself jealous of the buldge? Check out this functional beer belly drinking sack. Not only will you have a wicked gut, you can also fill it with booze! More...

    $29.99   

  • Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug

    Pay homage to the Mario Brothers every time you sip on a warm brew. This warp pipe coffee mug combo is sure to have you reminiscing about simplier 8 bit times! More...

    $34.00   

  • Leg Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

    If you are going to crack open a beer you need to do it in style, and what says style better than a chrome women’s leg? This creative bottle open is not only… More...

    $18.80   

  • Shotgun 12 Gauge Shot Glasses

    The ultimate shot glass inspired by the ultimate ‘shot’. The 12 gauge shot glass is sure to take your drinking games to the next level. The perfect gift for under fifteen dollars for… More...

    $14.95   

  • Caffeinated Soap

    Finding it difficult to get up in the morning? Need a boost of energy to get the engine started? The caffeinanted soap bar is sure to bring a pick me up to your… More...

    $6.99   

  • Star Projector

    Transform any room into outerspace with the mystical Astrostar star laser projector cosmos light lamp. A great way to create a romantic ambience in the bedroom, or a fun world of mystery and… More...

    $17.99   

  • Poor Man’s iPad

    Envious of your friend’s new iPad, but can’t afford one of your own? Maybe you love the sleek look of the iPad but aren’t technically advanced enough to use one. The iPaperPad is… More...

    $4.99