Self Defense Shoelace Insert

Always be ready to defend yourself! These self defense shoelace inserts deliver a devastating blow to anyone on the receiving end of a swift kick, especially to the *ahem* lower regions! A great gift for college students who live in questionable areas of town!

$13.33   

  • Sex Panther Cologne

    The only cologne that works every time, sixty percent of the time. Made with real panther! Smell like the legendary Ron Burgandy! More...

    $34.95   

  • Shit Out Of Luck Survival Tool

    For when the whole world has been destroyed, and you have nowhere to turn for help…. The Shit Out of Luck survival kit provides the basics for saving you! A long life LED… More...

    $28.00   

  • Suit Case Picnic Table

    The world just became your picnic table with the Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic table! Get rid of the rickety folding fabric camp chairs and ground mat forever. The lightweight picnic contructed of alumnimum… More...

    $109.95   

  • Endless Edges Brownie Pan

    All brownie, all edge! Savour the usually rare edge with this baking try that makes the entire brownie a delicious end More...

    $34.95   

  • Chinese Flying Lanterns

    Create a beautiful and serene ambience with these Chinese lanterns. Light the bottom of the lantern and watch as its slowly climbs higher and higher into the sky. Great for weddings. More...

    $13.99   

  • iCrayon Stylus Pen

    Remember how much fun you had with crayons? Now you can bring that same fun and excitement to your iPad, Android Tablet, or smartphone! The iCrayon is a Stylus pen that looks exactly… More...

    $7.60   

  • Rolled Joint Candles

    Tired of using those boring standard candles on your birthday cake? Looking for something a bit more risqué or interesting than the same old candles? These completely legal joint candles are the perfect… More...

    $9.26   

  • Walk While You Text App

    Instead of overcoming your texting addiction, embrace it! This app uses your iPhones camera to allow you to see where you are headed while you text. Cool! More...

    $0.99   

  • iPhone Fan

    The rules have changed for keeping cool in the 21st century! You can’t be expected to hold onto a fan while you are already occupied on your iPhone or iPad! The solution is… More...

    $3.71