Self Defense Shoelace Insert

Always be ready to defend yourself! These self defense shoelace inserts deliver a devastating blow to anyone on the receiving end of a swift kick, especially to the *ahem* lower regions! A great gift for college students who live in questionable areas of town!

$13.33   

  • Water Slide Bounce House

    Hands down this is the sure fire way to become the king of parties. This awesome bouncing house also contains a waterslide! What more could you want? More...

    $699.99   

  • Beer Belly Drinking Sack

    Ever find yourself jealous of the buldge? Check out this functional beer belly drinking sack. Not only will you have a wicked gut, you can also fill it with booze! More...

    $29.99   

  • Samurai Sword Chopsticks

    As if chopsticks weren’t already badass enough, step it up a notch with the samarui sword chopsticks! They are brilliantly designed and detailed to resemble the favourite weapon of the samarui. Sure to… More...

    $12.99   

  • Picnic Backpack

    Tired of lugging around a picnic basket? We can’t blame you, they are heavy, cumbersome, and often cause the contents to break. The solution? The Ascot Picnic backpack. This completely self contained backpack… More...

    $78.31   

  • Tree Bookshelf

    Not just a bookcase but a work of art that is set to be the centrepeice in any room! This unique minimalistic ‘Tree’ bookcase, is not only stunning but functional. Books can be… More...

    $850.00   

  • Glow In The Dark Bubbles

    Take your baths to the next level with these glow in the dark bath bubbles. The bubbles glow blue when exposed to UV light. More...

    $8.34   

  • Mobile Alarm Clock

    Having trouble resisting the snooze button? This mobile alarm clock will force you out of bed. When the alarm sounds the clock will drive around randomly until the alarm is deactivated. More...

    $31.00   

  • Beer Dress

    Every man’s irresistable fantasy – A woman and a beer. This dress combines the aesthetics of a delicious beer with a sexy tight fitting dress. More...

    $102.80   

  • Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

    Duct tape, the tool that binds the universe together. It can be used in any situation, and it can usually fix any problem! It’s only downfall is at night… how can you see… More...

    $11.45