Self Defense Shoelace Insert

Always be ready to defend yourself! These self defense shoelace inserts deliver a devastating blow to anyone on the receiving end of a swift kick, especially to the *ahem* lower regions! A great gift for college students who live in questionable areas of town!

$13.33   

  • Magazine Cover Mirror

    Ever dreamed of making the cover of TIME magazine, but haven’t been able to single handidly change the world? Stop trying, and just buy this ‘TIME magazine’ mirror instead. Every day for a… More...

    $39.99   

  • Suit Pajamas

    Suit up! Stop dressing like a slob in the place it matters the most – the bedroom! Never again will you need to be seen looking like a dag. This official ‘How I… More...

    $99.95   

  • Gingerbread Man Costume

    Be the most delicious character at halloween – The Gingerbread man! Everyone loves the gingerbread man, and now everyone will love you too! A simple and easy Halloween costume that won’t slow you… More...

    $44.39   

  • Bonsai Mini Forest

    Become master of your own forest with the hit household accessory from the 90s – The bonsai! This kit ships with 5 trees, each between 5 and 8 years old and around 22… More...

    $225.00   

  • Stained Underwear Wallet

    Hide your valuables in plain site while travelling. How? The brief safe. What appears to be dirty underwear is actually a clever security device. Use it to store your passport, cash and other… More...

    $14.99   

  • Pool Couch

    Become an expert in chilling out this summer with the pool couch. Float the day away on this inflatible couch that can easily support two people. The couch is even fitted with two… More...

    $79.99   

  • Absinthe Soap Bar

    Van gough, and European backpackers have known for centuries how to harness the secret power of the green fairy – Absinthe! Absinthe is not only a strong alcoholic beverage but also a powerful… More...

    $7.79   

  • Lightsaber Chopsticks

    The only way for a true Jedi to eat sushi – Lightsaber chopsticks. 9″ long chopsticks inspired by Star Wars. Darth Maul’s red light saber is even fitted with a magent to allow… More...

    $19.99   

  • Whiskey Barrel Coffee Table

    Add a touch of rustic charm to your loungeroom, rumpus, bar or man cave with these hand crafted authentic whiskey barrel coffee tables! The hand stained aged oak of these barrels are stunning!… More...

    $795.00