Self Defense Shoelace Insert

Always be ready to defend yourself! These self defense shoelace inserts deliver a devastating blow to anyone on the receiving end of a swift kick, especially to the *ahem* lower regions! A great gift for college students who live in questionable areas of town!

$13.33   

  • Dog Umbrella

    There is nothing worse than returning home after getting caught in the rain walking your dog, only to have trusty rover jump around the house tracking mud and that awful wet dog smell… More...

    $12.95   

  • Giraffe Cup

    A great gift of lovers of giraffes and coffee. These mugs are beautifully hand painted and brilliantly designed. The ingenious design incorporates the neck of the giraffe as the handle of the mug…. More...

    $48.00   

  • Roll Up Piano

    Break out an impromptu performance anywhere you travel with this roll up piano. The perfect way to set the mood or kill the time! More...

    $31.67   

  • Battle Gnome

    Spice up those standard garden gnomes with the battle gnome! Set to guard and protect your garden from tyranny, these totally sweet gnomes will be loved by anyone who likes to have a… More...

    $14.95   

  • ManGroomer DIY Back Shaver

    The not so subtle gift for the gorilla-man in your life! Tame his chewbacca-esque back hair with this DIY back shaver. More...

    $21.33   

  • Zipper Face Costume

    The most distributing Halloween costume of the year! The Zipper Face costume is definitely going to stand out amongst the sea of nurse, police, and ghost costumes. If you take Halloween as seriously… More...

    $12.46   

  • Gutter Filter

    Not only is it a pain to clean leaves and branches from your gutter, it is also dangerous! Leaves in your gutter greatly increase the risk of fire during summer. Avoid the dreaded… More...

    $10.46   

  • Hand Ashtray

    Looking for a seriously WTF gift? I give to you – the cast iron cigar hand ashtray. You can now extinguish those cigars nonchalantly on this hand, just like Clint Eastwood. An accessory… More...

    $39.95   

  • Shaving Blade Sharpener

    Rule number 1 in the book of manliness is to always shave with a sharp blade – many of us ignore this and continually irritate our faces with those dull reused blades. Step… More...

    $23.95